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There's nothing left to say.

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”