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There's nothing left to say.

This moonshine is fuckin strong

Guess who’s horny again

Two nights in a row now you kept me happy all day and broke my heart at night. Is this going to be a daily occurrence or what?
Don’t put me on a pedestal if you’re just gunna shoot me off if it.

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

Rub my thighs