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Life is a difficult journey, but things that kill you will make you stronger. I'm a bit random, but changing it up makes life interesting.

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

magicul:

if u don’t have a good sense of humour then i’m sorry we can’t be friends

r3tardis:

Where can i hire someone to give me money

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.